obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
