i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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