For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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