I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
