I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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