when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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