As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
A+ Viking dick
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
