maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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