oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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