Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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