his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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