am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
What drink are we having for lunch?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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