sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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