DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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