So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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