Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
