Duck Duck Cougar?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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