Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
wow bdsm is so cute
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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