apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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