Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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