How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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