he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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