I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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