Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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