All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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