Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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