I love black thongs
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I think people are normalizing furries
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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