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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
how does that bad decision feel?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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