He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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