Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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