no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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