I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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