Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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