i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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