Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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