Whod you bang
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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