somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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