Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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