ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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