You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
