Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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