No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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