He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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