she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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