Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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