Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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