How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
