i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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