i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
