i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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